Saint McCain gets his Halo
Senator John McCain built his senatorial career flirting with moderation. I thought I would never forgive him.
Recently, he’s come around. He gave a commencement speech at Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University, a pretty much unaccredited institution so Christian it even creeps Me out. And now he has agreed to deliver a keynote address on February 23rd at the Discovery Institute, an organization of My most passionate disinformers. This behavior has earned him the nickname “Saint McCain.”
For abandoning his secular principles, for lifting himself ever higher to kiss the Gigantic Ass in the Sky, I hereby award Saint McCain a halo:
May it eternally glow brighter than his head already does.
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Unfortunately god, you should smite him down for he is not doing it for you, as if it needs spelling out, but simply out of political expediency. Maybe if you smite a few like him very publicly and spectacularly, you would get more coming over to your side for real and not just the usual nutjobs. Then again, you do seem to have been slipping over the last couple of thousand years, a touch of senility perhaps
Maybe one of the reasons why our noodly one, the FSM, is growing in followers.
I fear that the FSM (Ramen!) will be unable to focus on the smiting McCain deserves as he is too busy waving his angry noodle at Bush.