Did you all like the weather I stirred up for Super Bowl XLI? Dry, sunny football games are boring as Eden. After the game, which the Indianapolis Colts won 29-17, their owner, their head coach Tony Dungy, and quarterback Peyton Manning all gave the credit for the win to… Yours Truly! Thanks guys, for remembering [...]

Posted on February 5th, 2007 by God
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Some of you may have read about the 3 million Muslims praying for peace in Bangladesh. My answer is: No. I don’t do peace, so stop praying for it. You’ll have to figure this one out for yourselves. I’m not going to hold My breath…

Posted on February 5th, 2007 by Allah
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I found this story about the Florida tornadoes this morning. First, sorry about the tornadoes. Sometimes I’m making it rain and I just get a little carried away with the clouds and all. I probably should have been more careful, but I was kind of distracted watching a late-night rerun of Everybody Loves Raymond. Anyway, [...]

Posted on February 5th, 2007 by God
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I feel a brief introduction is necessary. For thousands of years, people have been speaking out on My behalf. The only one I had actually authorized, Nicholas Standish, tried to spread My word on the corner of Cromwell and Fulham in London in 1926. In retrospect, I should have picked someone with better hygiene, someone [...]

Posted on February 5th, 2007 by God
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