Creationist criminal Kent Hovind, who is serving a much-publicized prison sentence for large-scale tax evasion, has just published an alleged conversation with Me. I know I’ve made Myself scarce lately, but this slander forces Me to break My silence and clear the record. I am not, nor have I ever been, incarcerated in […]

Posted on June 13th, 2007 by God
Filed under: Blasphemy, Sycophants | 26 Comments »

You may have noticed God hasn’t been around much lately, or at least He hasn’t been posting here. Actually, He has been altogether absent from Heaven, not just the public relations office. As you know, He’s very, very old, and He’s prone to just wandering off for long periods of time. Usually […]

Posted on June 10th, 2007 by FlyingSpaghettiMonster
Filed under: Mysterious Ways | 5 Comments »