Jeffrey Dahmer — Answers in Genesis Spokesman?

Posted by God on July 11th, 2007 in Uncategorized

Tonight MSNBC aired a lengthy interview with serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer and his father.

When asked by his father when he first realized people are accountable for their actions, he replied:

“Well, thanks to you [his father] for sending that, uh, Creation Science, uh, material, because I always, I always believed the lie that evolution is truth, the theory of evolution is truth, that we all just came from the slime and when we died, you know, that was it, there was nothing. So the whole theory cheapens life.

And I started reading books that show how evolution is just a complete lie, because there’s no, there’s no basis in science to it to hold it, and I’ve since come to believe that, uh, that the Lord Jesus Christ is the True Creator of the Heavens and the Earth, it didn’t just happen, I have accepted Him as my Lord and Savior. And I believe that I, as well as everyone else, will be accountable to Him.”

Take out the “ums” and that sounds a lot like an Answers in Genesis press release. Time for another commandment:

Answers in Genesis shall offer Jeffy Dahmer a PR job.

Let’s see if they’re really serious about obeying Me.

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8 Responses to “Jeffrey Dahmer — Answers in Genesis Spokesman?”

  1. Vast Left, on July 14th, 2007 at 10:19 pm Said:

    Some choice early quotes from dad Dahmer here.

  2. Vast Left, on July 14th, 2007 at 10:23 pm Said:

    Earlier, that is.

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  4. Zeno, on August 25th, 2007 at 2:47 pm Said:

    By golly, you may be a prophet! Jeffrey Dahmer’s comments were cleaned up and the edited version cited in one of the winning essays in this year’s Answers in Genesis research paper contest. Check out the paper by Emily Zuercher (”Naturalism in Modern Society”).

    There’s a link to it on my blog or you can go directly to the Answers in Genesis site (search on “essay contest”).

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