Hi everyone, I’m a snake with feathers, and I created the Universe.

Historians say I’m part of the Aztec mythology, as if I’m somehow less existent than the “popular” gods just because Their believers killed off My believers.  It’s totally unfair.

A mere 750 years ago, God’s pansy believers (like Thomas Aquinas) were trying to assuage their doubt in Him by writing up goofy philosophical proofs of His existence.  Meanwhile, My believers were bowling each other’s severed heads down the sides of pyramids, just so I would help them with their gardening.  That’s belief, baby.  Yet one cosmic eye-blink later, and He’s got the world’s most popular religion while I’m dismissed as mythology.

I’ve got to give it to Him, though, He has been a gracious winner.  He lets Me come over and watch TV sometimes and He gave this an account on His blog.  With any luck I can use this soapbox to begin to resurrect My following, just like Zeus.

Also, Tezcatlipoca sucks.