Allah: “Religion of Peace” My Ass

There was a recent controversy on YouTube regarding a video presentation put together by atheist Nick Gisburne presenting some of My teachings. YouTube apparently removed the video and deleted his account, prompting dozens of other users to post it in his place. Here’s one working copy of the video in question:

It is based […]

“Slice Up Your Kids” Week

So, it turns out many of my followers like to cut up their children.

On a positive note, I’m glad Iraq and some other Arab states have such a free and permissive society. Where else can a guy scalp his kid in public without being arrested? Where else is a man allowed to exercise […]

Darwin the source of terror? Oh puh-leeze.

A disappointing story on Yahoo News begins:
Tens of thousands of French schools and universities have received copies of a Turkish book refuting Darwin’s theory of evolution and describing it as “the true source of terrorism.”
Apparently some sorely misguided followers of Mine, who are ashamed of My endorsement of jihad, are trying to let Charles Darwin […]

Answering a Prayer for my Fan Club

Some of you may have read about the 3 million Muslims praying for peace in Bangladesh. My answer is:
No.
I don’t do peace, so stop praying for it. You’ll have to figure this one out for yourselves.
I’m not going to hold My breath…
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