Wonder where God has been?

You may have noticed God hasn’t been around much lately, or at least He hasn’t been posting here. Actually, He has been altogether absent from Heaven, not just the public relations office. As you know, He’s very, very old, and He’s prone to just wandering off for long periods of time. Usually we find Him [...]

Posted on June 10th, 2007 by FlyingSpaghettiMonster
Filed under: Mysterious Ways | 8 Comments »

When the Flying Spaghetti Monster gets Bored

Here’s what happens when I have too much time on My Noodly Appendages: I hope this settles anyone’s doubt of My existence.

Posted on February 9th, 2007 by FlyingSpaghettiMonster
Filed under: I was Bored | 7 Comments »

Flying Spaghetti Monster Joins God in Heaven, Blogging

Allow Me to introduce Myself. I am the hopefully not copyrighted deity worhipped by a growing population of Pastafarians in the United States. I exist in the same way that God, Allah, and Zeus exist, but I taste better and come with meatballs. The meatballs have strengthened My appeal among groups who shun other gods. [...]

Posted on February 8th, 2007 by FlyingSpaghettiMonster
Filed under: Atheists | 15 Comments »