Moments after being called to the stage to pick up the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress, Dreamgirls co-star Jennifer Hudson corrected the Academy’s mistake, placing credit squarely where it’s deserved: with Me! Almost the first words out of her mouth were,
“Look what God can do.”
I’m sure that’s what the nominees who lost were thinking, […]

Posted on February 25th, 2007 by God
Filed under: Sycophants | 4 Comments »

There was some unfortunate confusion in Colorado recently when 53-year old grandmother Carol Pappas (pictured right) stabbed her toddler granddaughter 62 times with a butcher knife based on spiritual advice from a goose. In light of my recent praise of Theodore Beale for his willingness to whack wee ones on My word, I feel […]

Posted on February 24th, 2007 by God
Filed under: Smiting, Going to Hell | 5 Comments »

Pat Robertson has been trying to make this point for a while, and I would just like to confirm it: Pat Robertson is better than you, and he can do whatever he wants to.
Consider this account from a recent AP story:
NORFOLK, Va. - A Texas bodybuilder suing Pat Robertson contends the religious broadcaster […]

Posted on February 19th, 2007 by God
Filed under: Commandments, Sycophants | 12 Comments »

Senator John McCain built his senatorial career flirting with moderation. I thought I would never forgive him.
Recently, he’s come around. He gave a commencement speech at Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University, a pretty much unaccredited institution so Christian it even creeps Me out. And now he has agreed to deliver a keynote […]

Posted on February 13th, 2007 by God
Filed under: Sycophants | 2 Comments »

WorldNetDaily commentator Vox Day would. Vox, whose real identity is Theodore Beale and whose email address is theo@eternalwarriors.com, responds to the following question:
If your god revealed to you in a set of flawless communications you could not dispute that you should kill every child you see under the age of 2, would you?
You might want […]

Posted on February 13th, 2007 by God
Filed under: Smiting, Sycophants | 19 Comments »

CNN is reporting on the latest medical miracle feel-good story for which I, again, have received full credit:
NEW YORK (AP) — Daniel Walker was on his final lap jogging in his high school gym class when he collapsed, his flawed heart giving out on him.
More than four days later, his heart at a standstill, kept […]

Posted on February 12th, 2007 by God
Filed under: Oops, Sycophants | 10 Comments »

Yesterday I spoke too soon in praise of CNN. I wrote in My last post about devout windbag Debbie Schlussel,
I’m glad CNN realized she belongs on an expert panel, while a lesser network might have assigned her to a straightjacket. Unfortunately their good judgement did not last — they’ve called noted atheist Richard Dawkins […]

Posted on February 9th, 2007 by God
Filed under: Going to Hell | 36 Comments »

The vapid conservative heroine who condemned atheists on CNN last week has answered their bitter reaction with a post on her blog so insightful it validates almost every blonde joke in the books:
Something happened over the last 24 hours. Beginning last night, my inbox became populated with vile hate-mail from atheists. No skin off my […]

Posted on February 8th, 2007 by God
Filed under: Commandments, Sycophants, Atheists | 28 Comments »

Some of you may remember Reverend Ted Haggard from Richard Dawkins‘ documentary The Root of All Evil, in which Pastor Ted valiantly made an ass of himself in front of an international audience in My name. Until recently, he was president of the National Association of Evangelicals and an advisor of President Bush.
Unfortunately, the […]

Posted on February 7th, 2007 by God
Filed under: Going to Hell | 11 Comments »

International eyes have recently fallen on Kenya as a result of opposition by My followers to a museum’s presentation of Turkana Boy as a distant ancestor of humanity. So far the skeleton has been sealed in a vault, but now scientific radicals are trying to allow the public to see it, even though it […]

Posted on February 7th, 2007 by God
Filed under: Mysterious Ways, Sycophants | 11 Comments »