Hey everyone, Uncle God wrote this months ago but couldn’t find a disciple to type it up for him.  He’s not so good with computers.  He makes a typo, He throws a wrathful lightning bolt, He waits 5 weeks for HP to recover His damaged hard drive.  You know how it goes.  –Jesus
Many true believers […]

Posted on March 28th, 2008 by God
Filed under: Blasphemy, Mysterious Ways, Sycophants, Atheists | No Comments »

The vapid conservative heroine who condemned atheists on CNN last week has answered their bitter reaction with a post on her blog so insightful it validates almost every blonde joke in the books:
Something happened over the last 24 hours. Beginning last night, my inbox became populated with vile hate-mail from atheists. No skin off my […]

Posted on February 8th, 2007 by God
Filed under: Commandments, Sycophants, Atheists | 27 Comments »

Allow Me to introduce Myself. I am the hopefully not copyrighted deity worhipped by a growing population of Pastafarians in the United States. I exist in the same way that God, Allah, and Zeus exist, but I taste better and come with meatballs.

The meatballs have strengthened My appeal among groups who shun other […]

Posted on February 8th, 2007 by FlyingSpaghettiMonster
Filed under: Atheists | 10 Comments »

Ever wonder why I made stupid people?
It’s because they’re so entertaining and loyal to me. I make just enough smart people to keep civilization from falling apart, but they hardly ever come to church or give me money. So I fill the rest of the ranks with people like conservative columnist Debbie Schlussel. […]

Posted on February 6th, 2007 by God
Filed under: Prayers, Sycophants, Atheists | 12 Comments »