A Lost Gospel re: Virginia Tech Massacre

Hey everyone, Uncle God wrote this months ago but couldn’t find a disciple to type it up for him.  He’s not so good with computers.  He makes a typo, He throws a wrathful lightning bolt, He waits 5 weeks for HP to recover His damaged hard drive.  You know how it goes.  –Jesus Many true [...]

I am not Kent Hovind’s cellmate.

Creationist criminal Kent Hovind, who is serving a much-publicized prison sentence for large-scale tax evasion, has just published an alleged conversation with Me. I know I’ve made Myself scarce lately, but this slander forces Me to break My silence and clear the record. I am not, nor have I ever been, incarcerated in a federal [...]

Blasphemous U.S. Mint Brings New Commandment

Via the column of pudgy conservative Tony Phyrillas on NewsVine, I see that the U.S. Mint has snubbed Me. This is one of the new $1 coins: In God We Trust appears on the edge of the coin, not the front! Tony shares My outrage:

Allah: “Religion of Peace” My Ass

There was a recent controversy on YouTube regarding a video presentation put together by atheist Nick Gisburne presenting some of My teachings. YouTube apparently removed the video and deleted his account, prompting dozens of other users to post it in his place. Here’s one working copy of the video in question: It is based on [...]

Blasphemy Challenge Angers Zeus

I’ve really been getting the short end of the stick lately. Hot on the heels of yesterday’s news that I’m making a modest comeback in Athens, a website called the Blasphemy Challenge comes along and rewards people for proclaiming that I don’t exist. Take this quote of one young person’s testimony from the ABC News [...]

Darwin the source of terror? Oh puh-leeze.

A disappointing story on Yahoo News begins: Tens of thousands of French schools and universities have received copies of a Turkish book refuting Darwin’s theory of evolution and describing it as “the true source of terrorism.” Apparently some sorely misguided followers of Mine, who are ashamed of My endorsement of jihad, are trying to let [...]