I noticed in the comments of a Retrospectacle post about God’s financial woes that several people are disappointed He never brought them ponies to meet their childhood requests. I have just been informed that this was supposed to be My responsibility; apparently I am the god of horses as well as the sea.
I spoke […]

Posted on March 5th, 2007 by Poseidon
Filed under: Oops, Commandments | 11 Comments »

Reverend Jerry Falwell (quite possibly pictured at right with a friend), who holds sway over millions of Christians because his affair with Ted Haggard is not yet public, has made recent headlines by warning his followers that global warming is
“Satan’s attempt to redirect the church’s primary focus” from evangelism to environmentalism.
I’m skeptical. How would […]

Posted on March 5th, 2007 by God
Filed under: Commandments, Sycophants, Going to Hell | 10 Comments »

Via the column of pudgy conservative Tony Phyrillas on NewsVine, I see that the U.S. Mint has snubbed Me. This is one of the new $1 coins:

In God We Trust appears on the edge of the coin, not the front! Tony shares My outrage:

Posted on March 2nd, 2007 by God
Filed under: Blasphemy, Commandments | 18 Comments »

Pat Robertson has been trying to make this point for a while, and I would just like to confirm it: Pat Robertson is better than you, and he can do whatever he wants to.
Consider this account from a recent AP story:
NORFOLK, Va. - A Texas bodybuilder suing Pat Robertson contends the religious broadcaster […]

Posted on February 19th, 2007 by God
Filed under: Commandments, Sycophants | 12 Comments »

The vapid conservative heroine who condemned atheists on CNN last week has answered their bitter reaction with a post on her blog so insightful it validates almost every blonde joke in the books:
Something happened over the last 24 hours. Beginning last night, my inbox became populated with vile hate-mail from atheists. No skin off my […]

Posted on February 8th, 2007 by God
Filed under: Commandments, Sycophants, Atheists | 27 Comments »