I noticed in the comments of a Retrospectacle post about God’s financial woes that several people are disappointed He never brought them ponies to meet their childhood requests. I have just been informed that this was supposed to be My responsibility; apparently I am the god of horses as well as the sea.
I spoke […]

Posted on March 5th, 2007 by Poseidon
Filed under: Oops, Commandments | 11 Comments »

This is so embarrassing. I’ve learned via Pharyngula that this past Monday 21-year-old Indiana resident Kevin Russell tried to cash a check I wrote him for $50,000 and it apparently bounced:
Kevin Russell found out it’s not easy trying to cash a check from God. The 21-year-old man was arrested Monday after he tried to […]

Posted on March 1st, 2007 by God
Filed under: Oops | 24 Comments »

CNN is reporting on the latest medical miracle feel-good story for which I, again, have received full credit:
NEW YORK (AP) — Daniel Walker was on his final lap jogging in his high school gym class when he collapsed, his flawed heart giving out on him.
More than four days later, his heart at a standstill, kept […]

Posted on February 12th, 2007 by God
Filed under: Oops, Sycophants | 10 Comments »

I found this story about the Florida tornadoes this morning.
First, sorry about the tornadoes. Sometimes I’m making it rain and I just get a little carried away with the clouds and all. I probably should have been more careful, but I was kind of distracted watching a late-night rerun of Everybody Loves Raymond. […]

Posted on February 5th, 2007 by God
Filed under: Worshippers, Oops, Prayers | 1 Comment »