Recently Stephen Colbert set a great example by praying to Me on the air to give thanks for all the prayers made on His behalf on Thursday, February 22nd. That was Stephen Colbert Prayer Day, a theological holiday declared by the Media Leader Prayer Calendar, a coalition of Christians who hope to reform the media [...]

Posted on March 2nd, 2007 by God
Filed under: Prayers | 11 Comments »

Ever wonder why I made stupid people? It’s because they’re so entertaining and loyal to me. I make just enough smart people to keep civilization from falling apart, but they hardly ever come to church or give me money. So I fill the rest of the ranks with people like conservative columnist Debbie Schlussel. It’s [...]

Posted on February 6th, 2007 by God
Filed under: Atheists, Prayers, Sycophants | 23 Comments »

Some of you may have read about the 3 million Muslims praying for peace in Bangladesh. My answer is: No. I don’t do peace, so stop praying for it. You’ll have to figure this one out for yourselves. I’m not going to hold My breath…

Posted on February 5th, 2007 by Allah
Filed under: Prayers, Worshippers | 3 Comments »

I found this story about the Florida tornadoes this morning. First, sorry about the tornadoes. Sometimes I’m making it rain and I just get a little carried away with the clouds and all. I probably should have been more careful, but I was kind of distracted watching a late-night rerun of Everybody Loves Raymond. Anyway, [...]

Posted on February 5th, 2007 by God
Filed under: Oops, Prayers, Worshippers | 2 Comments »