Ever wonder why I made stupid people? It’s because they’re so entertaining and loyal to me. I make just enough smart people to keep civilization from falling apart, but they hardly ever come to church or give me money. So I fill the rest of the ranks with people like conservative columnist Debbie Schlussel. It’s [...]

Posted on February 6th, 2007 by God
Filed under: Atheists, Prayers, Sycophants | 23 Comments »

Over at WorldNetDaily, there’s a new editorial by Chuck Norris on who the founding fathers would support as the next President of the United States. Norris is uniquely qualified to comment on American history because he played Walker, Texas Ranger on television. He determines, based on a sermon from the year 1790 which contains what [...]

Posted on February 6th, 2007 by God
Filed under: Smiting, Sycophants | 4 Comments »