I Win Oscar for Best Supporting Actress
Moments after being called to the stage to pick up the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress, Dreamgirls co-star Jennifer Hudson corrected the Academy’s mistake, placing credit squarely where it’s deserved: with Me! Almost the first words out of her mouth were,
“Look what God can do.”
I’m sure that’s what the nominees who lost were thinking, too. Later in her speech, Hudson repeated her thanks,
“I thank the Academy… Definitely have to thank God, I guess, again.”
You guess? I suppose I’ll let that slide, since most of the other winners entirely forgot to cede credit to Me. In fact, that’s why you won. I don’t love any of the other supporting actresses at all. They suck, especially the little girl from Little Miss Sunshine, and I’m totally not on their side at all. Thanks for rubbing it in for Me.

