“Slice Up Your Kids” Week

So, it turns out many of my followers like to cut up their children.

It’s Not Halloween

On a positive note, I’m glad Iraq and some other Arab states have such a free and permissive society. Where else can a guy scalp his kid in public without being arrested? Where else is a man allowed to exercise his Me-given right to force his wife not to leave the house unless she’s wearing a beekeeper suit and being escorted by a male who is at least old enough to walk?

Read more…